Someone shit on the floor
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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