it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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