Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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