so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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