i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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