other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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