Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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