Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Randomize
