i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
