Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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