is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Randomize
