Will you blow on my dice?
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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