you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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