What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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