considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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