You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Why is your signature on my underwear?
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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