Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
