Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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