he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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