whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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