Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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