we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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