I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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