I wish I could punch you in the face.
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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