Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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