Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Damn victory sex feels great
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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