If i come over, it means nothing
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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