last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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