Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Randomize
