Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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