I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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