But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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