I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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