i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
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