I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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