pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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