Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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