I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
He is an equal opportunity slut.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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