I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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