i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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