You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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