I think scott just propositioned me for sex
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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