Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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