When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I'm too high and old for this...
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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