At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
