what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
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