We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
they call him Oral-B. enough said
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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