So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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