So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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