Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
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